02-04-2019, 01:42 AM
My car part is scheduled to arrive Tuesday and Wednesday Accuweather predictions a 59° high. Very Rare for February in these parts. So I'm grateful. Warning: the preceding was actual praise, the rest is welll not to put to fine a point on it.
Idiocy. You were warned!
Here's one to file under "I ain't believing this!" Saturday , nice weather around 50° partly sunny, perfect mc weather. I did my pre ride inspection everything looked good. I had softened my rear shocks and re-tensioned the chain on Friday. My plan was simple, ride around the back roads until I felt like going home. First stop, fill r up with Hi Test. I did and noticed way more than the normal drop or two of oil, that's Buttercup marking her territory, no this was a puddle. No ride go home find leak figger how to fix it. Oil pressure switch! The same part I'd ordered for my Honda. Is there a hidden link between my car and motorcycle? Both brand names begin with H ? Coincidence I DON'T THINK SO! This is obviously the work of THEY/THEM. I are sooo silly, there's no such thing as they/them. It's IT!!!! The oldest conspiracy of all IT precedes They/Them by oh at least the last five minutes of Your life that I've wasted. Heh heh heh (mustache twirling evil laff.)
I don't think this feller ought to be allowed to post such time wastin' junk. This is a serious forum ! SLAP! THUNK!
QUIET YOU! I DIDN'T GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO TYPE!
Seriously, I humbly SHUT UP! apologize for that. Sometimes, SOMEONE won't stay in HIS CAGE! JAB!! OW! That hurted! Yore mean. Y'AWNT S'MORE! I'll be quiet....mumblebumblegrumble crazy man...Creak(cage closes)
Whew, nah I really don't care for that dude, he's waaay too serious. One of these daze I'm gonna put a LOCK on his cage, instead of a latch. He has his uses:-
"You got me dead to rights Officer I did very briefly hit 50 in a 35 but, I hit the brakes as soon as I realized I was going a weeeee bit too fast.....I appreciate your understanding and think you fellers are doin' a fine job keepin' the drunks off the road". It works on cops and sometimes on the nazi-enforcer types. He's my inner Baptist. A relic from before it was revealed to me that I didn't have to go around with a broom handle up the wazoo, to be righteous, sanctified and holy.
Jesus was/is those things for me!
God said down wit yo weird self. He made me a misfit to mix with misfits. Jesus was a misfit and weird to those who did not get down with his rhythm.
ANYONE who tells you that you have to look, think and act a certain prescribed way to be a Christian, ain't one! And that's my whole fifty times 2¢. As a dollaraire I can do that. It wasn't such a waste of time now was it. Poof! Be Blessed those with eyes to read, read. I can't say ears because this stuff just kinda bounces around my inward parts like Pinball with three balls in play.
Idiocy. You were warned!
Here's one to file under "I ain't believing this!" Saturday , nice weather around 50° partly sunny, perfect mc weather. I did my pre ride inspection everything looked good. I had softened my rear shocks and re-tensioned the chain on Friday. My plan was simple, ride around the back roads until I felt like going home. First stop, fill r up with Hi Test. I did and noticed way more than the normal drop or two of oil, that's Buttercup marking her territory, no this was a puddle. No ride go home find leak figger how to fix it. Oil pressure switch! The same part I'd ordered for my Honda. Is there a hidden link between my car and motorcycle? Both brand names begin with H ? Coincidence I DON'T THINK SO! This is obviously the work of THEY/THEM. I are sooo silly, there's no such thing as they/them. It's IT!!!! The oldest conspiracy of all IT precedes They/Them by oh at least the last five minutes of Your life that I've wasted. Heh heh heh (mustache twirling evil laff.)
I don't think this feller ought to be allowed to post such time wastin' junk. This is a serious forum ! SLAP! THUNK!
QUIET YOU! I DIDN'T GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO TYPE!
Seriously, I humbly SHUT UP! apologize for that. Sometimes, SOMEONE won't stay in HIS CAGE! JAB!! OW! That hurted! Yore mean. Y'AWNT S'MORE! I'll be quiet....mumblebumblegrumble crazy man...Creak(cage closes)
Whew, nah I really don't care for that dude, he's waaay too serious. One of these daze I'm gonna put a LOCK on his cage, instead of a latch. He has his uses:-
"You got me dead to rights Officer I did very briefly hit 50 in a 35 but, I hit the brakes as soon as I realized I was going a weeeee bit too fast.....I appreciate your understanding and think you fellers are doin' a fine job keepin' the drunks off the road". It works on cops and sometimes on the nazi-enforcer types. He's my inner Baptist. A relic from before it was revealed to me that I didn't have to go around with a broom handle up the wazoo, to be righteous, sanctified and holy.
Jesus was/is those things for me!
God said down wit yo weird self. He made me a misfit to mix with misfits. Jesus was a misfit and weird to those who did not get down with his rhythm.
ANYONE who tells you that you have to look, think and act a certain prescribed way to be a Christian, ain't one! And that's my whole fifty times 2¢. As a dollaraire I can do that. It wasn't such a waste of time now was it. Poof! Be Blessed those with eyes to read, read. I can't say ears because this stuff just kinda bounces around my inward parts like Pinball with three balls in play.
