(02-22-2019, 07:33 AM)Ed Hurst Wrote: More satire, please. It's yummy.
I go with the flow, where it comes from is no mystery; America produces a rich crop of absurdity. How is the unknown quantity, I start on one thing and Whoosh! The Tangent!
"Quick Robin! To the the Batmobile, The Tangent is headed straight for Gotham."
Meanwhile in Commissioner Gordon's office...Dat dat dahhh...(why is a stretch three lettersss and a pause 3 dots..? mm.. see, too little mmmm.... too much mmm... ah, just right)
"Great Scot!...it's The Tangent!"..."Yes. Bumble brain, this story is mine now!"
Simultously, on the other side of the story
"Somebody done eat my oatmeal and drunk my KOOLAID! Mama"...
"Yo LaTeneesha theys a white girl in Joonyuz bed all snorin' n chit...hey little girl you needs to wake up. I don't know how you got here but, you is a longgg way from Money Bucket Hill" says Papa Bear nudging the girl awake.
"Daddy, theys a whole lot of po po outsi.."
Suddenly!
"Holy Mishmash Batman, the Batsignal"
"It's as I feared Robin The Tan..."
Batman is interrupted by the Police radio.
"All available units converge on Deep Forest Black Bear Internment Reserve. A black bear family has abducted Goldilocks, daughter of Paddington Goldilocks, Chairman of Solitary, Poor, Nasty, Brutish and Short, Capital Resource Investment and Global Monopolistic Strategy Inc."
Meanwhile again, at Police Headquarters "Ha ha Commissioner Gordon, I've got this so tied up no one will deravel it. So do you surrend..."
Bzzz crack popple "Snipers you have a green light on the three bears, repeat a green light on the three bears"
Pow! Pow! Pow!
Just another day on the job, thought Art as he caressed his beloved "Jessie" a custom Remington 700 . His mind drifted back to his third tour in Iraq, 167 confirmed Haji's. "Good times, who would have thought I'd take out more in America than Iraq. I love Detroit."
"La la la la la, I'm on my way to Grandma's house." squeaked Lil' Red Hoodie as she skipped past the cops and EMT's, a common sight in "da Woods".................POW! " And, that's for wearing a hajib!"
Blah Blah Blah. That was more allegory than satire. I can do more, all I need to do is tap and silliness bursts forth.
THATS! how it works, I get it now. Tap = silly, ta da!