07-13-2018, 02:04 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-13-2018, 02:19 PM by IainH.
Edit Reason: Gooderation
)
Absotootly!
Who invented Absotootly and is it?
A: absolutely+totally or,
B: absolutely+darn tootin'?
I'm leaning towards B, it has a Festus sound to it .
Gunsmoke for Loonies.
Scene 33&1/3. Marshals Office & Town Jail.
"Festus, what say we head to the Long Branch for a snort of Miss Kitty's tea that looks like whiskey"
"Absotootly, Matthew !, Ya know last week Doc told Kitty her new light beer was 'sloppin' foam' ".
" No Festus, that was Burgess Meredith to Jack Lemmon in Grumpier Old Men"
"Marshall? Why can't we get a TV for the jail, I missed Henny Youngman on Carson last night"
"We're a period drama Festus, that's why"
" Dang it! Matthew half of the guys on set have mop tops! "
" So what Festus? Zebulon Vance had a mullet in 1862. Festus the mullet is as old as mankind, Cain's mark? Feel me? "
Short Pause..
" James, something weird is going on here "
" Are you talking about the random shifts in time and context, Ken? "
"Absotootly!"
Who invented Absotootly and is it?
A: absolutely+totally or,
B: absolutely+darn tootin'?
I'm leaning towards B, it has a Festus sound to it .
Gunsmoke for Loonies.
Scene 33&1/3. Marshals Office & Town Jail.
"Festus, what say we head to the Long Branch for a snort of Miss Kitty's tea that looks like whiskey"
"Absotootly, Matthew !, Ya know last week Doc told Kitty her new light beer was 'sloppin' foam' ".
" No Festus, that was Burgess Meredith to Jack Lemmon in Grumpier Old Men"
"Marshall? Why can't we get a TV for the jail, I missed Henny Youngman on Carson last night"
"We're a period drama Festus, that's why"
" Dang it! Matthew half of the guys on set have mop tops! "
" So what Festus? Zebulon Vance had a mullet in 1862. Festus the mullet is as old as mankind, Cain's mark? Feel me? "
Short Pause..
" James, something weird is going on here "
" Are you talking about the random shifts in time and context, Ken? "
"Absotootly!"