Literal interpreters of Scripture can come up some silly notions.
This comes from our former Pastor and used to make me cringe when he said it from the pulpit occasionally. I shall paraphrase
" If I knew how many people were alive when God sealed Noah and his family into the arc, I could tell you when the Lord will return because Jesus said "As it was in the days of Noah.... ". Now, that's just plain nutty.
If you've got any silly stuff like the "Noah Equation" do share.
This comes from our former Pastor and used to make me cringe when he said it from the pulpit occasionally. I shall paraphrase
" If I knew how many people were alive when God sealed Noah and his family into the arc, I could tell you when the Lord will return because Jesus said "As it was in the days of Noah.... ". Now, that's just plain nutty.
If you've got any silly stuff like the "Noah Equation" do share.