Silly String

[IainH]

You can buy a push button fart noise gag toy but not one that does the comedy one liner snare drum roll & cymbol crash. The "pirrrrrrit ching" so, I have to make one. I probably have the parts laying around in my tool (throw in devoid of order) boxes. Chevy truck cab & bed, Ford Explorer, retail store drink refrigerator and pallets covered in tarps. I have many junk. I know I could probably do it with a smart phone but, I don't have a cellphone period.!. It is essential, no... important, no... not really but, it would be fun to use in my ministry. My choke point is the effect generator, I can wire and fab the rest using my aforementioned junk. Great word, aforementioned, yep I try to use aforementioned whenever possible such is the case in my aforementioned use of aforementioned. ENOUGH!!! No, unseriously serious any help as to how I could make the aforementioned "pirrrrrrrit ching" generator would be, as not aforementioned, greatly appreciated. Man, I'm gonna be fixated on aforementioned all day!!! Love and Shalom Y'all.

[Ed Hurst]

Amazon, among others, has at least one machine that holds 16 different sound effects, to include the one you mention. Look for "NPW-USA Sound Machine" for one example-- $12. Is that what you mean?

[IainH]

Amazon, among others, has at least one machine that holds 16 different sound effects, to include the one you mention. Look for "NPW-USA Sound Machine" for one example-- $12. Is that what you mean?

Perfect, thanks Chief. In the spirit of the day you're not Jefe. I like the sound of Hefay but, sometimes just for fun I'll call a Mexican Jeef! just to watch their reaction, if they laugh I know they're alright.

[jaybreak]

Here's one that looks exclusively to be fart sounds: Fart Fanfare (lol).

[forrealone]

Y'all, I don't even know what to say about this conversation!   But boys will be boys.  And, yes this is where I can call you "boys".

LOL

[IainH]

Here's one that looks exclusively to be fart sounds: Fart Fanfare (lol).

OR; try this Alexa, fart.

[jaybreak]

Here's one that looks exclusively to be fart sounds: Fart Fanfare (lol).

OR; try this Alexa, fart.

My son does that often. Also the burp skill (I love that they're called skills).

Also, I know you were asking for the rimshot sound. I just linked to that one version of the sound machine because its name was hilarious. I'm not much help, am I?

[jaybreak]

Y'all, I don't even know what to say about this conversation!   But boys will be boys.  And, yes this is where I can call you "boys".

LOL

The title is deserved Every guy I know devolves a little when bodily functions are the subject.

[IainH]

Y'all, I don't even know what to say about this conversation!   But boys will be boys.  And, yes this is where I can call you "boys".

LOL

The title is deserved Every guy I know devolves a little when bodily functions are the subject.

My Dad's favorite supper time subject. He was hilarious and could make milk come out of his grandson's nose. I miss Pop and my young son, he was a neat little critter..."Daaaddy". He was replaced by a giant food processing machine.

[jaybreak]

Y'all, I don't even know what to say about this conversation!   But boys will be boys.  And, yes this is where I can call you "boys".

LOL

The title is deserved Every guy I know devolves a little when bodily functions are the subject.

My Dad's favorite supper time subject. He was hilarious and could make milk come out of his grandson's nose. I miss Pop and my young son, he was a neat little critter..."Daaaddy". He was replaced by a giant food processing machine.

What happened to your son? Also, what's the backstory on your last sentence?